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What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit? -Joel

How do you know when you're in a gay church?
Only half the congregation kneels to pray! -Robyn

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in? -Pete

What does AIDS stand for?
Anally Injected Death Sentence. -Pete

A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"

How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit!

Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"

How do you fit three gays on one barstool?
Turn it upside-down! -syanide-mike

What do you call a ship full of fags?
The navy! -Jake

What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
Rolaids -Chris

What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out! -zeiglar

What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?

What do you call a mix between a Homo and a Dinosaur?
A Mega-sore-ass! -Tom

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A "Lickalotapus" - Otto

What kind of dog would a lesbian never have?
A weiner dog! - Liz

Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
They caught him drinking on the job - Otto

What do you call a lesbian eskimo?
A Klondike - otto

What's the first symptom of AIDS?
A sharp, stabbing pain in your rectum. - fat ginger

What did the gay fireman say on 9/11?
It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! AMEN!!!! - jahjah